Quick Jabs: Stories that Slap

Quick Jabs: Stories that Slap

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Quick Jabs: Stories that Slap
Quick Jabs: Stories that Slap
A Druid could totally take a Ninja… plus, I summoned Merlyn.

A Druid could totally take a Ninja… plus, I summoned Merlyn.

On the most fertile day of the millennia… someone’s getting F*d.

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A Druid could totally take a Ninja… plus, I summoned Merlyn.
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On the most fertile day of the millennia… someone’s getting F*d.

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I practiced with a samurai sword for five years straight and never cut myself once. During the course of six months, I have cut myself with my sickle twice.

It hangs from my belt when I go into the woods to worship. Suspended by a braided faux suede cord. If you leave eno…

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