A Druid could totally take a Ninja… plus, I summoned Merlyn.
On the most fertile day of the millennia… someone’s getting F*d.
On the most fertile day of the millennia… someone’s getting F*d.
I practiced with a samurai sword for five years straight and never cut myself once. During the course of six months, I have cut myself with my sickle twice.
It hangs from my belt when I go into the woods to worship. Suspended by a braided faux suede cord. If you leave eno…