Alongside a garden, was an old worn wagon.
Both a cock and a hog proffered to the other a journey, as where they lived was rumored to lead to no good-end.
Cock and Hog together built a roost on the wagon and painted it a marvelous red, making quite a carriage for the ride. The cock crafted a harness out of twine and affixed it to the hog for tow.
Then, wit…